Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Danger - passion in progress



And I’m not talking about pulling a muscle from trying that move you read about in the cosmo …. 


  • a woman (30+) died while her partner (41) lost his legs when they were hit by a train while making love on train tracks.  According to the police in Zaporozhye (the Ukraine) they "failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home ... and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks." They were hit by a train early on Saturday morning and is believed to have been drunk at the time. in 2008 a couple were killed in South Africa after being hit by a train during their moments of passion. According to the driver of the train he saw them, repeatedly hooted at them but they just continued with their business.
 
  • last year a Florida woman flew into a rage when her boyfriend asked her if she brought the Pam cooking spray to the room. She didn’t have an issue with him wanting to use the cooking spray as lubricant but lost her temper since his ex-girlfriend was called Pam and she thought that he was referring to her. She was arrested on domestic battery charges and taken to jail. also in Florida last year a frisky threesome ended up with the SWAT team being called to a couples house after the girlfriend discovered her boyfriend getting it on with her girl friend without her. 
 
  • Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.  According to the police the man was getting it on with a couch left on the side of the road. In Manatee County, Florida (again) a man called 911 after his girlfriend attached him for, basically being selfish in bed and not satisfying her.

FYI – I had no idea that this is what I was going to blog about today. I just happened to come across the first article and then it just went from there.

9 comments:

  1. ha! oh boy. interesting stuff Jo

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  2. Sex with a roadside sofa...that's a new one.

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  3. omg that is just plain scary - you're always educating me about things I'd otherwise not know ;)

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  4. I heard that first story on the radio yesterday morning. People are crazy! I cannot see how it would be comfortable to have sex on a train track!

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  5. I can't imagine even having sex on a railroad track-- you would think it would be terribly uncomfortable!

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  6. I can't imagine even having sex on a railroad track-- you would think it would be terribly uncomfortable!

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  7. Hilarious post! Oh, Florida. So many nut jobs! Haha.

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